I suppose we all know Barbie. I was introduced to Barbie when I was 4ish but we were not a match at first sight. Barbie now has a life-size doll dream house in Berlin, down town at Alexanderplatz. 1,400 square meters of Barbie and Barbie and Barbie and Barbie. I just cant get enough.
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Some people in Berlin don't like the Barbie dream house. So i drafted a brief note of defence. It could be also be read as a modest manifesto towards the creation of the Barbie State.
- Barbie is now 53 years of age and time stands still! *happy face* [still like a layer of concrete]
- Also, if I am not mistaken, Barbie is with Ken for such a long time. I call this good principles. I am a bit concerned though because I did not see any sign of Ken in the dream house. I would hate to make any kind of dreadful suggestions but only that he is on a business trip [who knows? maybe forever]
- Barbie rarely eats really and this is the reason that no food will be served at Barbie's cafe. Eat you greens people, or preferably eat nothing.
- Barbie has such a superb lifestyle and clothes. You are just SO jealous cos you are a brunet.
- Everybody attacks Barbie, from Saudi Arabia to the FBI. She has even been accused of promoting child pornography - seriously. So unfair *sad face*
- 'Thinking gives you wrinkles'. Damn right! [see Simpsons, 5th Season, 14th episode]
- Anti-barbie activists strongly protested against the dream house. They even have an Occupy group. Occupy barbie?? What is the problem with you people? 'Barbie wants women to do well', this is what the spokeswoman, Stephanie Wegener, stated. If you do not trust her, go and ask the feminists; for if it were not for Barbie, we would not know what a bikini is and how to eat gracefully. [Prunks]
- What everybody misses here is the BIG PICTURE. In an ideal world Barbie would have created her own State: the Barbie State. In the Barbie State everybody would be happy. In the unlikely event that someone would not be happy, he/she would get deported. The Barbie State would be the utopian Kantian model of a State. We are not there yet. But the dream house is a start.